Sunday, March 18, 2007

Undigested Green Stool

LOST: What would have happened

___ 'm hooked on the series. Well, like everyone else. I do not mean to " Los Serrano" or "Yo soy Bea " I have nothing against them, but not exactly the series that they call me. The stories of which I speak are those in which a structural engineer should get his brother out of jail, or in which a plane lands on a strange island to see snow in August. Yes, yes, we all know what I'm talking about. The USA series are the meringue, and whoever says otherwise is because he does not follow.

___ Today I'm 28 series. Let me repeat ... 28 series! The first thing that happens to one's head is "Damn male have much free time." Nothing is further from reality, just see a chapter of twenty Minutillo breakfast ( My name is Earl, The IT crowd , How I Met Your Mother ...) and a long before I go to sleep ( 24 , Alias \u200b\u200b , Prison Break, Heroes ...). The time others invest happy to see the polygraph I use it with my beloved series.

___ But today I do not want to boast of quantity if not quality. How many have seen LOST (Lost )? Wow, all ... imagined. It would be fair to ask: How many began to see LOST? Because let's face it, the series began as the revelation of the season of the decade and more, is drowning in a bottomless pit that do want to SADC. LOST is plummeting and the fault is neither of the actors, or their writers, even of his audience ... the fault of greed.

___ Why, if a series works have to lengthen it to the absolute limits? And worse, why if a series works have to turn it into a dull succession of new characters, arcs of the most trite and bizarre lattices in the end just to make you lose interest? Earlier, Locke was my hero, now, is a bald believed to McGuiver .

___ When I saw the first episode of LOST, the pilot, said: " WOW! ." It was the best he had seen in years (and assume that I have certain criteria ... I'm 28 series!): P devoured the first season. Vibrated with the episode of Charlie hanging on a vine, freaked with Locke and mystical phrases, I flipped to the famous hatch and the numbers are cursed. This was a series and the rest is nonsense. Just the episode featuring the sign ... "LOST", which for me was something like a ... "Fuck you." Yes, "fuck-it-te-is-a-week-to-know-what-will-this."

___ passed chapters and I was losing interest. The characters are flat again, the mysteries were not closed and it became increasingly tired of the little island Hawaiian and polar bears out of nowhere.
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And, although I follow it, has fallen into my personal top ten from No. 1 to No. ... go, and not know. Criticizing is easy, the challenge is to provide a solution:


WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SPENT IN LOST TO BECOME A MYTHICAL SERIES

___ My personal proposal (contains spoilers ):

___ After a full season and thoroughly knew all the characters. Locke was becoming less mystery, Hurley, not at such grace and it was clear to us how far I could get Charlie with his addiction. What else? I think it is fine and solved the ballot with the raft, and the "new guests" of the island, but personally, I expected more.

___ All these (good) ideas could have been maintained, but for me, the important thing was to get someone on the island. Do not kill him! Out. Yes, yes, the raft had to get to your destination.

___ Imagine Hurley (who expect a fortune at home) returns home and becomes a famous millionaire (famous for his captive, rich by winning lottery ticket). Imagine also that Jin is reunited with his father (the mafia) and he gives a club locally termed because her daughter has abandoned on a desert island!

(roll of tamblores and many ... "presto! - Presto!").

___ Imagine kidnap the child, but her father (shot) did return home. Again, the mother reproaches have left alone. In short: three characters have gone home, but two of them need to return to the island (Jin and Michael) and one (Hurley) has a "paste" to make it happen.

___ could also be included in the equation Sawyer, making it the typical hero who rejects the adventure until a tragic event in his life recovered gives the reason he needed to return to their "friends ".

___ Okay, we have a second season as God intended. Passengers are not only queue (Ana Lucia, Mr. Eko and company), and "others" have kidnapped the child, but in addition we have taken four essential character of their surroundings and to top ... Are looking forward!

___ Pass the second season. Fighting, paranoia, flashbacks, one dies, the other lives, and potato patatin. We solve the great mystery of the series Dharma and ends with a rush of fifteen. Hurley arrives with a flowered shirt and sunglasses as Jack Sparrow, Sawyer wielding a weapon that size could be considered of mass destruction, Michael is more angry with the "other" than an orc from Lord of the Rings and Jin, buenooo ... Jin is going to kick ass who stands between him and his nag, Sun. And to make matters worse, by the way he has hatched a book of English grammar.

___ ESO is a series and not the sickness that we are undergoing. Does anyone remember the "humble evil" that he saw Mr. Eko? Does anyone remember that rumor that "were in purgatory?

___ LOST was cool, but I must admit that I'm giving you a chance to Abrams. And he is responsible for the series that has me most excited, made her suffer and laugh in recent years: "Alias." Yes, if you have only seen one episode seems loose in Four casters, yes that is full of ghosts and Garner is ugly. " Try to follow the series from the start, not only not be disappointed, if not also AMAZING!

___ There is that. Take this opportunity to remember that I am writer: Mr. Abrams, hire me I'm a two candles.